

How do you die climbing something that isn’t there? You can’t. What about all those people who have climbed it, you say? Well, consider all the people who have died supposedly doing so. The name is a giveaway it’s clearly a morphing of “never rest”, because if you wanted to go to the biggest mountain you’d literally never rest, because it isn’t actually there. Photograph: PRįor instance, what’s the tallest supposed mountain on Earth? Everest.

There’s no such thing as a mountain, they’re just optical illusions caused by light refracting off all the mind-altering chemicals in the air.
